Your Block

Grab Your Free Block!

Hey there! That block you’ve been watching on your phone is all yours- for free. I cut it for you when you followed me and it’s been living rent-free in my workshop ever since. Freeloader.

If you want something special engraved on your block, I am very capable of that, among other things. Just select the option below.

How to Claim It

Answer the questions below and add that bad block to your cart. You’ll need to cover the cost of the envelope and shipping (because while many people call me generous, I am also trying to run a business here) , and I—Joe, the sole member of this operation—will pack it up and send it your way. 

OH, YOU DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR SHIPPING EITHER??

And maybe you want to help me recoup the cost of cutting approximately $1435.69 of various dimensional lumbers? Okay then, here’s my proposition to you- Buy one of our stickers, hats, or limited edition shirts, and I’ll include your block for free. Plus, I’ll be eternally grateful and you’ll help me feed my family and ego.

**NOTE: I’ll do my best to get you a block you like, but I can’t promise it’ll be the exact one you saw. I’ll give it my best shot!**